leprechauns vs. garden gnomes

me: (laughs maniacally)
victor: oh my god! what an evil laugh! and with that avocado in her mouth- she laughs and it’s just GREEN, like an evil little leprechaun.
me: what did i tell you about that?!
victor: er… don’t make fun of you when you’re eating?
me: no no no- i’m not a fuckin leprechaun, i’m a GARDEN GNOME!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s